Humor

19 quotes.

• Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

  Mark Twain

• A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

  Dwight D. Eisenhower

• Analysing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

  E.B. White

• A joke is a very serious thing.

  Winston Churchill

• A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

  Anonymous

• A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.

  Peter McArthur

• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

  Anonymous

• Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

  Fred Allen

• Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

  James Thurber

• Humor is a universal language.

  Joel Goodman

• If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

  Herodotus

• If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

  Anonymous

• Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

  George Bernard Shaw

• Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

  Mort Walker

• There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

  Heisenberg

• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

  Mel Brooks

• We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

  Jean de La Bruyere

• You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

  Jay Leno

• The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

  Bennett Cerf

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