An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.

Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.